AWKWARD MOMENTS

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We all have at least one awkward moment that we’ll never forget.

It was very awkward the time that I was eating my lunch at a fast food chain and I was having a spaghetti, when I was about to take the spaghetti in to my mouth I got to have a very awkward eye contact with a random guy for about 3 seconds. For 3 seconds we were both staring at each other the only difference is I was taking a fork full of spaghetti into my mouth while he was staring at me.

It is very awkward everytime your friend has another friend with them that you basically don’t even know and they’re having a long conversation and all you can do is just stare and wait for them to finish talking.

It was very awkward the time that me and my family are watching a romantic movie, especially when the movie has a love scene that last for like 30 seconds and it sucks when they make a sound while doing it, like I don’t know if I should close my eyes or just leave the room instantly.

It is very awkward when you are laughing so hard with your friends and then you can’t help but fart and it kills the buzz, what’s worse is that they know it was you and more worst is that your fart has a smell.

It was very awkward the time that I was sitting across from a couple, at first they were just talking and laughing but the next thing they were making out and I was like there staring and watching them because I was just sitting across them and I can hear the smooching sounds, what’s awkward is that I didn’t initially looked away.

It is very awkward when you thought from a far a person is smiling and waving at you and then you realize that person is waving at the person behind you. (this happens a lot) 

There’s a lot more of these where they came from. Share your awkward moments.

LET’S HAVE A FRANK FRIDAY

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Blogging 101 assignment is to create a feature that will make your readers have something to look forward on your blog.

As you may all know, I am a kind of person that is very frank, very straight forward and is living her life with full of sarcasms. 

What I’ve decided to have as a feature blog is what I will call as Frank Friday (it just sounds good when it both begins with the same letter) this is basically like a Realtalk Session where I will share my views/opinions/advice on a certain topic/problems/issues but let’s not sugarcoat things shall we? 

So if you have problems or issues that you want a VERY HONEST advice/opinion on just contact me here

Trust me it’s gonna be a funny and sarcastic but TRUE/REAL advice. I will not say things to make you feel better, you need to hear the TRUTH, I will not feed you with lies. 

MY DEAREST PHONE

To my dearest phone,

It’s funny that I am holding you as I am writing this letter to you. 

I just want to thank you for all the times that we have spent together. For the time that you save me when awkward things happen, like that one time in a coffee shop, I was waiting for a friend, you were there to keep me company and not letting me end up sitting like a loser in the corner waiting for someone. Thank you for the time when I feel out of place in a crowd you were there even if I just pretend that I needed you. Thank you for the times when I was bored you are there to entertain me. Thank you for helping me escape from reality for a while.

And I’m also sorry for the times that I abused you, for the times that I accidentally dropped you, for the times that I sit on you because you’re in my back pocket, sorry if I still need you even if you are resting and regaining energy.

Just always remember that you mean a lot to me for you are the last thing I hold and see when I go to sleep and you are the first thing I look for everytime I wake up. 

Your loving abusive owner

SOCIAL MEDIA SUCKS!

I have multiple social media accounts, I have FacebookTwitter and Instagram and it SUCKS! 

I hate the way that it’s taking over me, I’m glued to my phone, it SUCKS!

I hate that I keep on scrolling on nonesense posts by my friends and other people, it SUCKS!

I hate that I can be on my phone for hours with just switching from those 3 apps and keep on seeing the same posts, it SUCKS!

I hate that when I wake up in the morning I initially check twitter, it SUCKS!

I hate that stupid people get famous through it, it SUCKS!

I hate seeing people fighthing through it because of noontime shows, it SUCKS! 

I hate the way when me and my friends are together they’re just on their phones checking their profiles, it SUCKS!

I hate the way social media is the way to tell a person how you feel rather than tell it personally, it SUCKS!

I hate how people use social media to create harm, it SUCKS!

I hate how people use social media to find the “love of their life”, it SUCKS!

And especially,

I hate that after all the things I’ve said in here, I’m still using these social networking sites, I SUCK!